Preparing for the 2010 Winter Games: Olympic HubNuggets

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By RedElf

Ladies and gentlemen, sharpen your pencils, and grab your score cards! Don your toques and break out your woolie mittens - electric socks and balaclavas are totally optional!

Every four years, fans of winter sport descend on some predetermined, snowy mecca to cheer on their favorites in hockey, luge, figure skating, snowboarding, curling, downhill skiing, speed skating, bob-sledding, slalom, biathlon, and more. The cream of each country's athletes have trained for long years and are gathering now to vie for glory in this pinnacle of sports competitions - the Olympic Winter Games.

This year, Hub Pages is pleased to announce the inclusion of a totally new demonstration event - Olympic HubNuggetting!. Finally, this sport will receive the recognition it deserves, right alongside such longtime Canadian demonstration favorites as the Downhill Toboggan Jumping, Synchronized Maple Sugar Taffy Pull, and the grueling 9K Three-legged Snow Shoe Race, as well as the perennially beloved Free-style Slingshot & Moose Mushing event.

2010 Olympic Medals - wetcoastsports.com
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2010 Olympic Medals - wetcoastsports.com

A look at some of our activities...

Maddy and Jason demonstrate excellent form, racing to meet a Hub Pages deadline - batashoemuseum.ca
Maddy and Jason demonstrate excellent form, racing to meet a Hub Pages deadline - batashoemuseum.ca
Coach Anderson takes a brisk ski every morning to get ready for her day - chinadaily.com
Coach Anderson takes a brisk ski every morning to get ready for her day - chinadaily.com
B.T.'s gravy franchise sponsors attend a focus group- Lytmg.com
B.T.'s gravy franchise sponsors attend a focus group- Lytmg.com
ZsuZsy Bee practicing for the Long-Distance Travel Trailer Jump Event - skisprungschanzer.com
ZsuZsy Bee practicing for the Long-Distance Travel Trailer Jump Event - skisprungschanzer.com
The HubNuggets Selection Committee spends an afternoon on the slopes - whattheyplay.com
The HubNuggets Selection Committee spends an afternoon on the slopes - whattheyplay.com
A friendly get-together in Patty's backyard - about.com
A friendly get-together in Patty's backyard - about.com
Ripplemaker celebrating this week's Olympic hopeful HubNugget Wannabes - olympic.com
Ripplemaker celebrating this week's Olympic hopeful HubNugget Wannabes - olympic.com

Your Official Olympic HubNugget Wannabes Selection Committee

Maddie Ruud, Hub Pages employee and Co-Captain of the Hub Pages Olympic Selection Committee, this noted Hub Pages Moderator, and Communicator of Awesome Fairness brings a her incredible athleticism and enthusiasm to the HubNuggets Olympic Contingent.

Co-Captain of the Committee and specializing in Olympic Marketing, Jason Menayan, Hub Pages employee and newly created Communicator of Awesomeness, brings his own special skills to the HubNuggets Contingent.

Head coach, Shirley Anderson leads our Official Olympic HubNugget Wannabe Selection Teams. Her coaching skills are second to none. Sought after by the private sector, Coach Anderson has remained true to her calling, shaping the raw talent of valuable HubNuggets Wannabes into seasoned Olympic competitors.

B.T. EvilPants, Freelance writer, Jackalope-of-all-trades, butter tart lover, evil genius, and great free-style snowboarder. When not pursuing his goal of "world domination and extending his gravy boat franchise into Canada", he can be found in the stands at HubNugget preliminary write-offs, sussing out likely talent.

Patty Inglish, Master Snowshoer and Moose Mushing expert...long-time member of the Olympic HubNuggets Selection Committee, her skills in the Three-legged Snowshoe Race are legendary, second only to her knowledge of what's required to craft an Olympic-quality HubNugget Wannabe hub.

Ripplemaker - angelic cheerleader, HubMobile driver, and font of amazing positivity. Ripplemaker travels ahead of the team in her Olympic HubMobile, seeking out and celebrating hubnugget wannabes

Zsuzsy Bee, hubber fantastica. Our Bee is the only team member to carry home Olympic gold for Downhill Toboggan Jumping - and in three consecutive games! She brings her own special brand of HubLove to her quest for future Olympians of HubNugget fame and glory.

...and RedElf (that's me) - writer, poet, photographer, former HubNugget Olympian. Her favorite event is Synchronized Taffy Pull, but she's also pretty handy with a slingshot. Once she gets all that taffy out of her fur, the elf will be busy baking butter tarts and seeking out future Olympian HubNuggets.

Then...

The members of the Official HubNugget Selections Committee have worked diligently to scout out ten fabulous newcomers from among all of the Olympic hopefulls in the Hub Writers' winter training camp this week. We've hiked our trusty sled-dog teams from one end of Hub Pages to the other, attending pre-season grammar competitions, semi-final write-off events, and Olympic penmanship trials, searching out Olympic HubNugget-caliber wannabes.

Of the ten top, athlete/writers selected, only five will qualify for this week's Olympic HubNugget Writing Team. Only the best of the best can be chosen to advance to Olympic competition!

Thanks for Voting! ... ... ... Voting is now closed for this week. Please check out the current HubNuggets link in The Forums

How can YOU qualify for fame and potential corporate sponsorship as an Olympic HubNuggets Wannabe?

Check out Shirley Anderson's hub - here - on how to become eligible.

If you're not a member, why not join now? It's fun, it's free, and it only takes a few minutes.

Olympic HubNugget Gold

Olympic HubNugget Hopefulls - you're not done yet...

Winning one of the 5 coveted HubNugget spots in the newsletter will mean that your hub goes out to more than 50,000 readers.

That means traffic, page views and, possibly, revenue! Tell your friends and family they don't need to join in order to vote.

Get out there and promote your hub - Blog about it, Digg it, Tweet it, Twitter it, post it on FaceBook - tell everyone you know to come and check out your awesomeness at Hub Pages!

...and now...

bearclawmedia profile image

bearclawmedia Level 1 Commenter 2 years ago

You get my vote Red Elf. Small tip, half of the world is in the middle of summer?

It was 97 degree's today at my house. Nice winter touch though.

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Enelle Lamb Level 4 Commenter 2 years ago

I might have to start practicing my taffy pulling...great hub - and I voted!

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RedElf Hub Author 2 years ago

Holy moley, you were fast Rob! you definitely take the gold in HubNugget voting! You're a "shoe-in" for the team, for sure!

Greetings, Bearclawmedia! Nice to see you. When you're up to your proverbials in snowbanks, it's hard to remember that anywhere is warm! ;)

Greetings, Enelle! Nice to see you, too! Get that maple syrup a-boiling!

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Shirley Anderson 2 years ago

Bravo! Great hub, RE! I didn't realize that anyone had snapped my picture while I was out for my morning cross-country ski. Were you hiding in the bushes with your camera?

Long-Distance Travel Trailer Jump Event? Love it, hope Zsuzsy got the gold for that one.

I've cast my vote.

Good luck to all of our wannabes. Wish you could all get a medal for writing great hubs!

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RedElf Hub Author 2 years ago

Thanks so much, Coach! I was sure you'd spotted us, with all the noise we were making - that reporter from chinadaily kept skiing over my tail - sheesh! I hear Zsuz had top marks for technique, but that darn sixty-year-old Swede almost edged her out for distance. Gosh that guy is so fit! :D

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Christene 2 years ago

Thanks for choosing one of my hubs :)

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RedElf Hub Author 2 years ago

Our pleasure, Christene - now get out there and promote it!

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Hello, hello, 2 years ago

Well, I casted my vote and where are my Gold Medals? To bring more traffic and promote my hubs I have to take the time and find out all the ins and outs and try to improve my computer knowledge.

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brimancandy 2 years ago

I just found out that I was nominated! That is so cool!

Thankyou so much for nominating me. I hope everyone is enjoying my hubs. I can't tell you how good it feels to have someone appreciate what I am doing!

Thanks a zillion times!

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Zsuzsy Bee Level 3 Commenter 2 years ago

'me huffin and puffin....huuuuh' just popped in for a quick visit. 'Downhill Toboggan Jumping' takes a lot out of you. I realized a long time ago that the trick to it is the smaller the toboggan the easier it is to jump over it...so for this years competitions I built my own 6"X6" toboggan out of beautiful polished mahogany. ooooh! Maybe I shouldn't have given the secret to my success away, darn...

I'll come by for the synchronized taffy pulling to cheer you on later...wow such a great skill to do it with front paws and back paws at the same time.(hence synchronized I guess)

Congratulations to all of you hubnuggeteers, good luck...

...sorry, gotta' go my toboggan is pulling my down the mountain-side...I did ))))))vote)vote)vote))))))))) (that's the echo bouncing off the mountainside)

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brimancandy 2 years ago

Gee what happened to my comment?

I just wanted to say thanks for the nomination. I really appreciate it. I post my hub to facebook. I am very happy to be selected. Thanks again!

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Patty Inglish, MS Level 7 Commenter 2 years ago

Too bad that the Polar Bear Bobbing for Frozen Watermelon in the lake event did not make it into the Olympics this year. But the Canadian bears get all the watermelons, so they are happy.

Great HubNuggets theme and I really do love hockey. :)

Now if they'd only add some of the features of Roller Derby to speed skating...

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RedElf Hub Author 2 years ago

Hh, like they say in business, the cheque (or the medal) is in the mail :D So glad you voted. There's lots of good info to be had in the forums that will help you out.

Congratulations, brimancandy! We hope you do well and get lots of page views!

Well, that's torn it, Zsuz - now everyone and their dog has your secret! Oh well, it might level the playing field a bit, teehee! Just don't lose you footing while you're leaping over those sleds! Actually the taffy pull is a team event, but B.T. and I would be happy to teach you the tricks of the trade, as it were. I'm sure they'd let a two-footed person try out for the team, though you would be at a distinct disadvantage.

Your comments should be up now, brimancandy, and congratulations!

Those Canadian bears play a pretty aggressive game, Patty - and they do love their watermelon! Glad you like the theme - when can we get going on building a rink at your new digs? ;) That would sure be my kind of speed skating - talk about spills and thrills!

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ripplemaker Level 6 Commenter 2 years ago

Wwwhheeeee, I have a new olympic hubmobile! I'm super excited to ride it and visit the hubnugget wannabes! Thanks for the new transportation Elle! I'm so excited ( I know I already said that but I'll say it again!)....hahahahahah

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WriteAngled 2 years ago

I'm totally amazed to have one of my hubs selected here. That is already far, far more than I ever expected!

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emohealer 2 years ago

Great hubnuggets as usual....I have read and enjoyed and placed my vote!

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RedElf Hub Author 2 years ago

So glad you like your Olympic hubmobile, Ripplemaker! I had fun choosing the color for it - I finally went with the Official Olympic Hubnuggets Committees signature color - what else - (Hub)Nugget Gold

Congrats, WriteAngled! Get out there and promote, promote, promote!

Thanks emohealer - good to see you! Glad you dropped by and voted!

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Sa Toya 2 years ago

I can't believe I have a hub selected, for this- for me that's a prize within itself :D

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ripplemaker Level 6 Commenter 2 years ago

Ooh I loved it redelf! Thanks for picking it for me.

Hubbers keep voting! Let's support our Hubnugget Wannabe's!

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Patty Inglish, MS Level 7 Commenter 2 years ago

RedElf - The squirrels are skating across the fish ponds out back, so the possibility of a larger rink is a possibility. I can't wait for the Olympics!

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Sa Toya 2 years ago

Thanks for the nomination- SO UNEXPECTED!

:D

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RedElf Hub Author 2 years ago

Most welcome, Sa Toya. The team was happy to include you.

So glad you like it, Ripplemaker!

Patty, we're all getting quite excited, looking forward to the games, too! Let us know dimensions for the rink so B.T. and I know how much lumber to bring ;

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bearclawmedia Level 1 Commenter 2 years ago

As always Red Elf you work is commendable. How do ya come up with all the different ideas. True blue writing skills. Thanks again for hosting.

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RedElf Hub Author 2 years ago

Greetings, bearclawmedia! My folks always said I had a good imagination - I think they meant it as a compliment (?) ;)

Most welcome! Thanks for voting!

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B.T. Evilpants 2 years ago

Sorry I'm late! I've been training for the biathlon. For some reason they were a tad reluctant to give me a rifle, but I can be very persuasive!

I'm going to get hopping on some reading now, but I'll be back to vote!

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RedElf Hub Author 2 years ago

Love the new pic, B.T.! Such a flattering photo! I can't imagine they would have ANY reticence about giving you a weapon! ;)

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Princessa Level 3 Commenter 2 years ago

LOL great intro, it got me all worked up to go and start reading those hubs and vote.

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RedElf Hub Author 2 years ago

Thanks, Princessa - enjoy! We found some great ones this week - as every week. Sometimes it's so hard to choose!

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